Something a little lighter for today, Thursday.
New Definition of a Management Consultant: someone who borrows your watch, tells you the time, keeps the watch and sends you a bill for it.
Spotted in the mail room and on the HR noticeboard of a local publishing company/website:
“This department requires no physical fitness program: everyone gets enough exercise jumping to conclusions, flying off the handle, running up expenses, flogging dead horses, knifing friends and colleagues in the back, dodging responsibility and generally pushing their luck.”
To all my friends who maybe familiar with the local transportation infrastructure in London and its close surroundings, here’s a cracker.
Hendon Central Prayer.
Our Farnham which art in Hendon,
Holloway Turnpike Lane,
Thy Kingston come,
In Erith as it is in Hendon
Give us this day our Maidenhead,
And lead us not into Penge Station,
But deliver us from Esher,
For thine is the Kingston,
The Tower and the Horley,
For Iver and Iver,
November 11th, 2015